Craving Christmas quotes to add some joy to the world?
Perfect! Even though the holidays are happy for most, just about everyone could use a little extra peace, love, and merriment.
Text to friends, or add to Christmas cards.
We’ll start with funny Christmas quotes to get you in a jolly mood.
And include quotes about family, love, and much more!
Let’s jump into the joy…
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Funny Christmas quotes
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.
I wanted an electric train for Christmas but I got the saxophone instead.
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.
There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.
Christmas is a time when everybody wants their past forgotten and their present remembered.
Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help.
Three phrases that sum up Christmas are: Peace on Earth, goodwill to men, and batteries not included.
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I played Santa Claus many times, and if you don’t believe it, check out the divorce settlements awarded my wives.
Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money.
Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish. If it weren’t for Christmas, We’d all be Jewish.
What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe.
Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people only once a year.
Christmas quotes for family
One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day.
Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.
There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
Christmas is a time when you get homesick — even when you’re home.
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.
This is the message of Christmas: We are never alone.
Christmas is a season for kindling the fire for hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.
Your children need your presence more than your presents.
Christmas, children, is not a date. It is a state of mind.
~Mary Ellen Chase
At Christmas, all roads lead home.
Christmas quotes on love
I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
Christmas, my child, is love in action.
~Dale Evans Rogers
He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.
~Roy L. Smith
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others.
They err who thinks Santa Claus comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart.
~Paul M. Ell
Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.
It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.
Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.
Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts.
Perhaps the best Yuletide decoration is being wreathed in smiles.
As long as we know in our hearts what Christmas ought to be, Christmas is.
Christmas is forever, not for just one day, for loving, sharing, giving, are not to put away.
~Norman Wesley Brooks
Christmas, my child, is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it’s Christmas.
Christmas… is not an external event at all, but a piece of one’s home that one carries in one’s heart.
Religious Christmas quotes
Some of these quotes are spiritual in a more secular sense than “religious” per se.
Be sure to check out our Christmas Bible verses for genuine quotes from the Bible.
Love the giver more than the gift.
A good conscience is a continual Christmas.
There has been only one Christmas — the rest are anniversaries.
Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.
~Hamilton Wright Mabie
May peace be your gift at Christmas and your blessing all year through!
For the spirit of Christmas fulfils the greatest hunger of mankind.
~Loring A. Schuler
Mankind is a great, an immense family. This is proved by what we feel in our hearts at Christmas.
~Pope John XXIII
The message of Christmas is that the visible material world is bound to the invisible spiritual world.
The beauty of Christmas is not in the presents, but in His presence.
Christmas gift suggestions
To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart. …
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.
~ Oren Arnold
Want to keep Christ in Christmas? Feed the hungry, clothe the naked, forgive the guilty, welcome the unwanted, care for the ill, love your enemies, and do unto others as you would have done unto you.
Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won’t make it ‘white’.
Christmas quotes for cards
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Too many adults believe in Santa Claus, and too many children don’t.
Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.
~Norman Vincent Peale
The Christmas spirit is a spirit of giving and forgiving.
~J. C. Penney
Christmas is the day that holds all time together.
At Christmas play and make good cheer, For Christmas comes but once a year.
To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.
And so this is Christmas…what have you done?
Cute Christmas quotes
If “ifs” and “buts” were candy and nuts, wouldn’t it be a Merry Christmas?
I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month.
Christmas always rustled. It rustled every time, mysteriously, with silver and gold paper, tissue paper and a rich abundance of shiny paper, decorating and hiding everything and giving a feeling reckless extravagance.
Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness.
There’s nothing cozier than a Christmas tree all lit up.
Freshly cut Christmas trees smelling of stars and snow and pine resin—inhale deeply and fill your soul with wintry night.
~John J. Geddes
One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don’t clean it up too quickly.
Christmas works like glue, it keeps us all sticking together.
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Christmas quotes: The Grinch
Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn’t come from a store.
Now you listen to me, young lady! Even if we’re horribly mangled, there’ll be no sad faces on Christmas.
You can’t hurt Christmas, Mr. Mayor because it isn’t about the gifts or the contests or the fancy lights.
~Lou Lou Who
Tomorrow is Christmas. It’s practically here!
No matter how different a Who may appear, he will always be welcomed with holiday cheer.
~Cindy Lou Who
Christmas quotes: Elf
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The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.
~Buddy the Elf
Son of a nutcracker!
~Buddy the Elf
I thought maybe we could make gingerbread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands.
~Buddy the Elf
Santa, here?! I know him! I know him!
~Buddy the Elf
We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.
~Buddy the Elf
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