Love to share February quotes?
February can be a tough month. Winter weather and the focus on happy couples can seem relentless.
Have no fear, look here for February cheer 🙂
- Hello February quotes to welcome the new month.
- Funny February quotes to get a grin.
- February 29 sayings, in honor of leap day!
- Positive February quotes to keep the focus on the good stuff.
- Non-mushy Valentine’s Day quotes.
- Quotes about the shortest month.
- And even negative quotes for when you need to dwell in it a bit.
Let’s leap in!
Hello February Quotes
These February 1st quotes make a perfect welcome to February. They should inspire awesome Instagram post ideas.
They also make great letterboard quotes for February!
Let’s be besties for 4 weeks.
The first morning of February is like a cool breeze of love.
The most loved month.
Chapter 2 of 12.
February has arrived!
Spring is on the way.
Bring love and happiness.
Don’t let the lovebirds steal your happiness in February.
Be kind to my peeps.
Is it Valentine’s Day yet?
Love is in the air.
Is that February I see?
With all my heart.
Show me some love.
Welcome February, I love you!
February is here!
Can Spring be far behind?
Spring is coming! Here are your Spring quotes.
Funny February 1st Quotes
We’re not done saying Welcome, February, until we’ve included these!
2023 starts again on February 1st.
January was just a trial month!
Without Valentine’s Day,
You’d be… January.
Alexa, skip to Spring.
Bring me summer.
May your stay be short and sweet.
Funny February Quotes
Grab some grins with these funny February quotes.
February – the month of love..?!!
No wonder the shortest one in the calendar.
~Dinesh Kumar Biran
Can February March? No! But, April May.
February is the shortest month, so if you’re having a miserable month, try to schedule it for February.
~ Lemony Snicket
My boyfriend is like February 30 – he doesn’t exist.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
~ Charles Schultz
Here’s to stocking up on half-price candy on February 15.
February makes a bridge and March breaks it.
Why does February feel like one big Tuesday?
Groundhog found fog.
New snows and blue toes.
Fine and dandy for Valentine candy.
if you’re not mitten-smitten,
you’ll be frostbitten!
By jing-y feels spring-y.
~The Old Farmer’s Almanac
Probably more pests can be controlled in an armchair in front of a February fire with a garden notebook and a seed catalog that can ever be knocked out in hand-to-hand combat in the garden.
February, a form pale-vestured, wildly fair.
One of the North Wind’s daughters with icicles in her hair.
The great grey beast February had eaten Harvey Swick alive.
~Clive Barker, The Thief of Always
February 13 should be international condom day.
Valentine’s Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.
What’s the difference between me and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
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February 29 Quotes
In 2024, there’s a Leap Day! That’s February 29th, a date which only appears on the calendar once every 4 years.
If it’s your birthday, you are SO young! And if not, you can celebrate anyway with these leap year quotes.
Leap Day sayings for everyone
It’s Leap Day!
Let’s party like it’s February 29 🙂
Happy Leap Day!
A day where “this time last year…” doesn’t apply!
Leap into greatness on this “extra” day of the year.
February 29 is making an appearance again!
Leap into Leap Day.
I just want to leap into sleep today…
It’s finally here!
Leap Day 2024.
One giant leap into Leap Day.
Leap Day Birthday Wishes to Others
Celebrating your birthday on February 28 is SO last year!
Happy Birthday, Leapling!
May the fact that your birthday comes once every 4 years excuse your infantile behavior.
Only very unique people have birthdays on February 29. Happy Birthday!
Happy Leap Birthday!
You’ve always been advanced for your age.
Happy Birthday! May 25% of your birthday wishes come true, Leapling.
When February 29 is YOUR Birthday!
Born February 29.
It’s my birthday.
I waited 4 years for this!
Born February 29.
Miracles were born on February 29.
We don’t age like mere mortals!
Born February 29.
A birthday so awesome the world can only handle it once every 4 years.
Today I am 4.
Ready for my driver’s license!
At 20 I’ll be 5.
How long have I been alive?
Today I turn 3.
How old must I be?
Speaking of birthdays… we also have a list of artist birthdays.
Positive February Quotes
Nudge friends and followers to look at the bright side with these quotes that look at February’s positive side!
While it is February one can taste the full joys of anticipation. Spring stands at the gate with her finger on the latch.
The February sunshine steeps your boughs and tints the buds and swells the leaves within.
~William C. Bryant
In February there is everything to hope for and nothing to regret.
Lost in a February song.
Tell him it won’t be long.
‘Til he opens his eyes.
Opens his eyes.
Where is that simple day.
~ Josh Groban
Late February, and the air’s so balmy snowdrops and crocuses might be fooled into early blooming.
There is always in February some one day, at least, when one smells the yet distant, but surely coming, summer.
Today is the first of February, snowy, brilliant, but dripping with the sound of spring wherever the sun lies warm, and calling with the heart of spring yonder where the crows are assembling.
~Dallas Lore Sharp
In February’s dark, we watched the stars explode until daybreak.
~ Laura Veirs
Cold and snowy February
Does seem slow and trying, very.
Still, a month made gay by Cupid
Never could be wholly stupid.
~ Louise Bennett Weaver
It really gets into your system. All baseball players have this internal clock around February when it starts to kick in and the juices start to flow.
February is the border between winter and spring.
~Terri Guillemets, Years
If January is the month of change, February is the month of lasting change. January is for dreamers… February is for doers.
Freezing cold winds, biting chills,
and white snow fluffed hills
Valentine’s Day, oh how gay!
Presidents’ Day is coming our way.
February, sweet and small,
the greatest month of all.
I love that I live in a world where there are Februaries.
February brings the rain,
Thaws the frozen lake again.
Late February days; and now, at last,
Might you have thought that winter’s woe was past;
So fair the sky was and so soft the air.
Cold and snowy February does seem slow and trying, very. Still, a month made gay by Cupid never could be wholly stupid.
~Louise Bennett Weaver
I bet you’ll also enjoy this big collection of 133 positive quotes.
February Quotes About Valentine’s Day
Valentine’s Day can be a joyous occasion or… a time when many feel more isolated. These quotes offer a more realistic view of this “day of love.”
February days are a marketing gimmick; love happens every day.
Without Valentine’s Day, February would be, well, January.
In the coldest February, as in every other month in every other year, the best thing to hold on to in this world is each other.
While reflecting on past relationships and learning from them can be helpful, February isn’t the best time to try and gain insight.
The only bubble in the flat champagne of February is Valentine’s Day. It was no accident that our ancestors pinned Valentine’s Day on February’s shirt: he or she lucky enough to have a lover in frigid, antsy February has cause for celebration, indeed.
February 14 is a pleasant and sentimental opportunity to lavish your partner with attention, or move your relationship to the next level.
One of the major dangers of being alone in February is the tendency to dwell on past relationships. Whether you’re daydreaming about that ‘one that got away,’ or you’re recalling the fairy tale date you went on last Valentine’s Day, romanticizing the past isn’t helpful – nor accurate.
The only thing we should scream into the world is love.
February Shortest Month
What a strange month February is! It’s shorter than every other, and not always the same length. These quotes celebrate the shortness of the month.
February is short and very sweet.
~Charmaine J Forde
Though, February is short, it is filled with lots of love and sweet surprises.
~Charmaine J Forde
February, sweet and small, the greatest month of all.
February is merely as long as is needed to pass the time until March.
~Dr. J. R. Stockton
Even though February was the shortest month of the year, sometimes it seemed like the longest.
I had it figured out that the reason God made February short a few days was because he knew that by the time people came to the end of it they would die if they had to stand one more blasted day.
~Katherine Paterson, Jacob Have I Loved
Have you seen my winter quotes collection?
Negative February Quotes
Think those last two quotes above were negative? We have lots more below!
Thick February mists cling heavily to the dead earth and to each leafless tree.
February is just plain malicious. It knows your defenses are down.
February, when the days of winter seem endless and no amount of wistful recollecting can bring back any air of summer.
When God was making the months I think February was a mistake, like a burp. There it was, small, dark, and prickly. It had absolutely no redeeming qualities.
~Shannon Wiersbitzky, What Flowers Remember
The day and time itself: late afternoon in early February, was there a moment of the year better suited for despair?
The most serious charge which can be brought against New England is not Puritanism but February.
~Joseph Wood Krutch
February. Take ink and weep, write February as you’re sobbing,
While black Spring burns deep through the slush and throbbing.
Terrible, dreepy, dark February weather I remember, and the worst, most frightened days of my life.
~Sebastian Barry, The Secret Scripture
February is the uncertain month, neither black nor white but all shades between by turns. Nothing is sure.
~Gladys Hasty Carroll
February is for curmudgeons, whinge-bags, and misanthropes. You can’t begrudge us one month of the year or blame us for being even crabbier, it’s so short. There is nothing good about it, which is why it’s so great.
The bitter winds in February were sometimes called the First East Winds, but the longing for spring somehow made them seem more piercing.
~ Eiji Yoshikawa
I used to try to decide which was the worst month of the year. In the winter I would choose February.
~ Katherine Paterson, Jacob Have I Loved
On the wind in February, snowflakes float still. Half inclined to turn to rain, nipping, dripping, chill.
~ Christina Georgina Rossetti
No one’s ever achieved financial fitness with a January resolution that’s abandoned by February.
~ Suze Orman
February is a suitable month for dying. Everything around is dead, the trees black and frozen so that the appearance of green shoots two months hence seems preposterous, the ground hard and cold, the snow dirty, the winter hateful, hanging on too long.
~ Anna Quindlen
Only February hugs the dead – dead leaves, dead sky, dead trees, dead flowers.
Good morrow, Benedick. Why, what’s the matter? That you have such a February face so full of frost, of storm and cloudiness?
~ William Shakespeare
Not to cheer you up too much, but if you visit this page of snow quotes you’ll also find a video clip of “Snow” from White Christmas!
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Have a fabulous February!